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being productive but mostly useless.


Appointment notes
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Okie dokie. 

Despite the fact that my psychiatrist (is that the right one? I'm pretty sure it is, but I always mix up psychiatrists and psychologists. I'm talking about the one who is a doctor of medicine) has moved my appointment to the 19th of this month, I'm going to start writing this down anyhow.

Because if I don't, when I get there I'll either stare at them pathetically, or start spewing nonsensical verbal diarrhoea.

(Nobody has to read this, by the way. It's only here so that I can find it easily and not have to root through the files on my laptop when I need it. I'll not lock it because if anybody does want to read it, that's fine. I am quite nosey and it would kill me- not being able to read something personal and potentially interesting)


I couldn't find a fucking copy of it anywhere. I had to import one from Germany. Fucking Chattahoochee.Collapse )


Is the Citizens Advice place really that bad?
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RL STUFF AHEAD


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Pens? Friends.
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Dear Anonymous Yuletider,

Just in case you come back here to check (because, I must admit, that's what I do), I have to thank you again, from the bottom of my heart, for your amazing fic. As I sit here, with my Christmas booze and my cat snoring gently beside me, I am filled with warm fuzzies like you wouldn't believe. 

I'm a little afraid of coming on too strong here and freaking you out, but on the off chance that you're reading this, I want to tell you something. I'm sure you know that there is next to nothing regarding fanfic for League (besides what I've written for myself and have never posted), and I have always thought, ho boy, if I could find just one bit of Leaguefic, I know exactly what it is that I'd want. I'd want a fic about Bernice writing terrible romance novels (because I love silly tidbits of alternate canon), while she merrily bangs Pauline for inspiration. I'd want it to be as funny as the show with that little bit of real emotion mixed into it. 

And, holy shit, that's exactly what I got. I literally got my dream fic, and it was written FOR ME. 

League will always hold a special place in my heart, because not only did I grow up with it, it was an absolute lifeline to me when I moved away to university. It was my crutch, seriously. I was so lonely and freaked out over there that I used to watch it every night before I fell asleep to feel a little less homesick. So it means a lot to me to get something so lovely, from an absolute stranger, when I've had a rough year. Again, might be coming on a liiiitle bit strong here, but this fic you wrote me- just like the show- is going to be a real comfort to me when I need it. 

So, sincerely, thank you again. So much! :'D

AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Hope you got an awesome Yuletide fic in return :)

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Dear Yuletide Writer
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Take two four hours apart OR ELSE
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My doctor put me on a vitamin D supplement (not sure what his angle is there, but hey, I'm not in the medical profession) and they're massive tablets you have to chew.
They taste like absinthe and toothpaste. It is the single nastiest thing I have ever put in my mouth.



List of the nastiest things I have ever put in my mouth:

5. Cinnamon Aftershock (still don't actually know what kind of alcohol that is? Is it vodka? Worryingly, the lable doesn't say.)
4. Uncoocked eel meat
3. Unwashed balls
2. Off milk- chunky style
1. Vitamin D tablets

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AS PROMISED- SLASH EDITION
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More Inbetweeners ficlets. Slash this time, I couldn't resist (oh no, have I ruined everything?)

*Three ficlets
*Jay/Simon, extremely mild Jay/Neil
*Could be more swearing, but there's still quite a lot.

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AS PROMISED!
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Inbetweeners fic!

Nothing special at all, just short little ficlets, but I figured I may as well post in case anyone's as desperate for fic as I am.
Also, used a 500 theme prompt list that was overdramatic as fucking hell, which I found hilarious given that I was writing for Inbetweeners.

*11 ficlets
*No pairings
*Some instances of severe Jay-angst
*So much swearing

“Cheeky finger up the bum?”Collapse )

DKM- Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Did some fills for disney_kink
It's way fun, as a challenge, to see ridiculous crack prompts and pairings and then try to make them work.

Fandom: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Pairing: Clopin/Frollo
Rating: Childhood may be ruined.
Disclaimer: Clearly not mine
Original Prompt: Frollo survived the fall, but at a cost - he remembers nothing of his former life whatsoever. Clopin sees an opportunity, and takes Frollo under his wing. Sex ensues.

He knows much about heaven and hell, having spent his life meting out judgement on the Lord’s behalf.Collapse )


I've swum farther than that underwater.
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/DRAMA

Anyway, saw The Inbetweeners Movie, and it was fucking immense. I'm dying to watch it again- I'm going to be the first to buy it when the DVD comes out, believe me. I have already bought my Pussay Patrol shirt.
One thing though- I know it's a comedy, I know, but I was really hoping for some more of Jay's horrible home life. He's an interesting character! He was molested in a shed by his neighbour! He's a pathological liar! Verbally abusive father! Another little glimpse into how he ticks would have been ace.

Why is there no inbetweeners fic? It's the number one highest grossing comedy in the UK EVER. You'd think there would be more than one fic on the whole internet?

WELP, GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WRITE SOME MYSELF.


FUCK YES DO MY GLASBALLS DECIEVE ME
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I FOUND MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE WHILE MOVING OUT
I WAS NEARLY AT THE POINT WHERE I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN

ALL OF MY MOVIES WERE ON THAT

I'm sure you'll understand that this was one of the most major disasters to ever occur to me.
All of my movies were on that. Goddamn.
For the record, a list of movies that got lost but were then miraculously found:

My Tim Roth collection-

*Made in Britain
*Deviever
*Funny Games
*Gridlock'd
*1900
*RaGAD
*Lucky Numbers
*State of Grace
*Captives
*Four Rooms
*Meantime
*Vincent and Theo
*The Cook the Theif His Wife and Her Lover
*All three seasons of Lie To Me

Also-

*Rope
*Au Revoir Les Enfants
*Black Swan
*Brazil
*Fear and Loathing
*Cabaret (1993)
*Full Metal Jacket
*Hair
*Heavenly Creatures
*Leon
*Mean Streets
*Prick Up Your Ears
*Sid and Nancy
*Taxi Driver
*Fifth Element
*True Romace
*Goodfellas
*MANY MORE

I do realise that listing them makes me come across as a complete sadact but I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO GET THEM BACK OH GOD

It was like being seperated from friends.

Never again, guys. Never again.
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